The Blog of Ross C Brown

…since I last apologised for not posting more frequently.  But let’s face it, who reads blogs?  Blogs are boring, populated almost exclusively by posts apologising for…  well, the lack of posts.  And it’s not just me apologising, look at these people, all paid and professional writers (they’ve been to writers school and everything) having trouble here, here and here!

I was going to write about writing a blog post and in doing so I would have been very modern and meta but to be perfectly frank, that wasn’t working out.  You, my loyal readership,  don’t need to know the lengths I go to bring you such fine words as these.  So here I am again, before a blank page and no ideas for writing.  Anyone, anything? No?

Fuck it, I’m going to Starbucks!

(And yes, I have just screwed you over with a non-apology apology!  Have a great day!)